"Lionel's life turns around after a one-night stand on top of a pinball table... he becomes the world's first pregnant man!"
Billy Crystal
as Lionel Carpenter
Joan Prather
as Segoynia Savaka
Alex Rocco
as Sergeant Danny Bonhoff
Doris Roberts
as Mrs. Carpenter
Margaret Adachi
as Interviewer
Adam Anderson
as Sobbing Sailor
John Andersonjo
as African Chief
Edward Ansara
as Second Newscaster
Gino Ardito
as Wino Brother
Lawrence Bame
as Second Secret Serivce Man
Sarverio Barbiere
as Gypsy Cousin
Marlene Barr
as Cashier
Billy Barty
as Lester
Tanii Bauer
as Mrs. Reinheimer
Peggy Blow
as Bunny
Steve Bluestein
as Berkowitz
Suzanne Buhrer
as Bust Developing Lady
May Boss
as Frail Old Lady
R.G. Brown
as Amazing Frank
Warren Burton
as First Secret Service Man
H.R. Calhoun
as Native Drummer
William Callaway
as Intern
Hamilton Camp
as Misha
Allan Chinn
as Chinese Soldier
Patience Cleveland
as First Dancing Lady
Imogene Coca
as Madam Marie
Jane Connell
as Anthropologist
Charles Cooper
as Second Presidential Aide
Edwin Craig
as Man in Crowd
Valerie Curtin
as Pashima
Keene Curtis
as Dr. Julius Lasse-Braun
Francis De Sales
as Cardinal
Fay DeWitt
as Mrs. Stockard
Richard Deacon
as First Newscaster
Barry Dennen
as Mad Bomber
Peter Elbling
as Monya
Norman Fell
as Segoynia's Father
Fannie Flagg
as The President's Wife
Jack Fletcher
as The Pope
Ben Freedman
as Gypsy Grandfather
Ben Frommer
as Mr. Sanchez
Monika Furness
as Little Girl
Alice Ghostley
as Nurse Tumm
George Gobel
as The President of the U.S.
Ina Gould
as Woman Flasher
Rosey Grier
as Taxi Driver
Rod Haase
as Surfer
Tracy Hotchner
as Woman in Crowd
Pollyanna Houston
as Harpist
Roy D. Jackson
J.S. Johnson
as Father of Triplets
Michael Keaton
as Sailor
John Kaufman
as Janitor
Paul Kessler
as Storm Trooper
Deborah Klose
as Shopper
Susan Krebs
as Mother
James Lashly
Hap Lawrence
as Soldier
Sondra Lowell
as Second Dancing Lady
Paul Lynde
as Dr. Roger Vidal
Tommy Madden
as Hospital Visitor
Peter Marshall
as Self
Murray Matheson
as Dr. Mario Lowell
Roddy McDowall
as Gypsy Grandmother / Dr. D & C Fishbine
Jed Mills
as Air Force Aide
Rollin Moriyama
as Japanese Doctor
Shelley Morrison
as Mrs. Borzoni
Nora Nichols
Sheree North
as Mystery Lady
Raymond O'Keefe
as Bronco
Georgie Paul
as Gypsy Lady
Paul Pepper
as Reporter
Henry Polic II
as Tito
Tom Poston
as Minister
May Quigley
as Nurse
Charlotte Rae
as Cousin Claire
Teri Hope
as Sobbing Lady
Ron Rifkin
as Dr. Briscoe
Joan Rivers
as Second Nurse
Sab Shimono
as Chinese Leader
Mary Steelsmith
as Melody Carpenter
Linda Thompson
as Girl on Bus
Roderick Alexander
as A Tint of Darkness Band Member
Ray Anthony Morris
Fred Pittman
Nathan Pittman
Barry Gene Williams
Jimmie Walker
as Umbuto
Al Ward
Jomarie Ward
as Woman Reporter
John Welsh
as Army Aide
Lou Wills Jr.
as Doctor
Dick Yarmy
as First Presidential Aide
Carmen Zapata
as Madam Nundi
Susanne Zenor
as Mother of Triplets
Vincent Di Paolo
as Swat Team Officer (uncredited)
Larry Gelman
as Stand-Up Comic (uncredited)
Melissa Rivers
as Little Girl (uncredited)
Charles Pierce
as The Queen of England
Jane Chung
as Woman (uncredited)
Director
Edgar Rosenberg
Producer
Pete Carpenter
Original Music Composer
Writer
Lucien Ballard
Director of Photography
Donfeld
Costume Supervisor
Robert Kinoshita
Art Direction
Stanford C. Allen
Editor
Jay Redack
Frank Denson
Orchestrator
George Hurrell Sr.
Still Photographer