Riven

Kevin Farley

as Michael Malone

Kelsey Grammer

as General George S. Patton

Leslie Nielsen

as Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

Trace Adkins

as Angel of Death

Robert Davi

as Aziz

Geoffrey Arend

as Mohammed

Travis Schuldt

as Josh

Jon Voight

as President George Washington

James Woods

as Todd Grosslight

Dennis Hopper

as Judge Clarence Henderson

Kevin Sorbo

as George Mulrooney

Bill O'Reilly

as Himself

David Alan Grier

as Rastus Malone

Gary Coleman

as Slave

Christopher McDonald

as Lab Technician

Serdar Kalsin

as Ahmed

Oliver Muirhead

as Neville Chamberlain

Karri Turner

as Lab Tech 2

Alaina Huffman

as Celebrity 1

Paris Hilton

as Paris Hilton

Simon Rex

as Simon Rex

Dana Lyn Baron

as Speaker 1940's

Julian Berlin

as Woman at Awards Party

Cocoa Brown

as Airport Security Guard 1

Jen Halperin

as Hottie

Mary Castro

as Hottie

Nikki DeLoach

as Lily

Susan Deming

as It's That Michael Malone!

Katie Gill

as Rehearsal Actress

Cameron Goodman

as Political Aide

Camille Meyer

as I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?

Mary Hart

as Entertainment Tonight Host

Kaleigh Kennedy

as Becca/Kaleigh

Simone Lotter

as Partygoer 2

Jillian Murray

as Heather

Gail O'Grady

as Jane Wagstaffe

Anna Osceola

as Molly Duncan

Lu Parker

as Reporter 1

Amy Povich

as Airport Passenger 1

Jane Justice Park

as Reporter 2

Jenna Vogeler

as Tiny Tina/Jenna

Lauren Lee Smith

as Voice of Reason

Nadine Ellis

as Parent

Marilyn Rising

as Parent

Julianne Waters

as Columbia Student '1968'

Christy Williams

as Columbia Student '1968'

Alexander DiPersia

as Rehearsal Actor

Sandi Johnson

as Professor

Mark Vafiades

as Look Out! It's Those Christians!

Jesse Heiman

as Young Michael Malone

Brent Lydic

as Wounded Soldier

Chriss Anglin

as John F. Kennedy

Brandon Alter

as He's Much Fatter in Person.

Scott Bailey

as Celebrity 2

Morgan Beck

as "Free History Term Papers"

Randall Bosley

as Mussolini

Joanne Bowland

as Intern

Vicki Browne

as Rosie O'Connell

Jeff Corbett

as Policeman 2

Rebekah Crane

as Girl Scout

Tony X. Deale

as Security Guard

Chrisanne Eastwood

as Hippie 2

Mell Flynn

as "Traitor!"

Lisa Fredrickson

as Singer

Carl De Gersdorff

as Teddo

Eileen Gonzales

as Reporter on TV

Allen Lee Haff

as Airport Security Guard 2

Joe Hartzler

as 'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor

Mark Henderson

as Minister 2

Benton Jennings

as Hitler

Jack Kelly

as You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller

Coco Leigh

as Nun on Bus

Zachary Levi

as Lab Tech 1

Joey Luthman

as Boy Scout

Rich McDonald

as Thought You Hated Country Music!

Meghan McEveety

as Trophy Girl

Brighid McEveety

as Girl at BBQ

Steve Monroe

as Airport Passenger 2

Tyler Jacob Moore

as Marty

Joey Naber

as Terrorist 2

Durrell Nelson

as Chaplain

John O'Hurley

as Silvano

David Oved

as Afghan Prisoner 2

Norman Panto

as Accordion Player

Robert Pierce

as Minister 1

Bill Posley

as Mose Malone

Oren Rehany

as Terrorist on Bike

F. Lee Reynolds

as Subway Policeman

Bryant Romo

as "Sailors!"

Elizabeth Scott

as I'm Starved.

Evan Sayet

as Patient in Line

Atticus Shaffer

as Timmy / Atticus

Sammy Sheik

as Subway Terrorist

Abbie Shepherd

as Trophy Girl at BBQ

Joe Sikorra

as Policeman (MSG) 1

Steve Spiro

as Cuban Commander

Richard Tanner

as Village Voter

Peter F. Tegan

as Stagehand

Fred Travalena

as Jimmy Carter

Hiroshi Ueha

as Tojo

Lee von Ernst

as Hippie 1

Josh Zucker

as Voice of Reason

Sarah Zucker

as Voice of Reason

Paul R. Goldberg

as Cocktail Musician

John T. Hatton

as Cocktail Musician

Allen Simpson

as Cocktail Musician / Musician

Joanna Repsold

as Wedding Guest

Badger Wagstaffe

as Wedding Guest

Cheryl Baxter

as Parent

Troy Christian

as Parent

Laura Fremont

as Parent

Michael Higgins

as Parent

Elisabeth Jee

as Parent

Blane Savage

as Parent

Marc Oka

as Parent

Carlton Wilborn

as Parent

Heather Lea Gerdes

as Professor

Marcy Goldman

as Professor

Ernest Harden Jr.

as Professor

Anthony Marciona

as Professor

Stan Mazin

as Professor

Bubba Dean Rambo

as Professor

Jerry Trent

as Professor

Keith Allan

as Plantation Singer

Fred Braggs

as Plantation Singer

Eddie Eason

as Plantation Singer

Jimmy Fisher

as Plantation Singer

Julio Hanson

as Plantation Singer

Tyree Mills

as Plantation Singer

Andre Washington

as Plantation Singer

Reshma Gajjar

as Columbia Student '1968'

Christopher Jenkins Holmes

as Columbia Student '1968'

Brian Michael Jones

as Columbia Student '1968'

Eric Gustafson

as Musician

David Kogge

as Musician

Dan Vulovic

as Musician

Adam Yasmin

as Musician

Paris Hilton

as Self

Beverly Holloway

Casting

John Shepherd

Producer

Kenneth Hendricks

Executive Producer

Myrna Sokoloff

Writer

Diane Hendricks

Executive Producer

Todd Burns

Co-Producer

Aaron Haye

Art Direction

Brian Baugh

Director of Photography

Lewis Friedman

Co-Producer

Ken Ferguson

Co-Executive Producer

Vashi Nedomansky

Editor

David Zucker

Producer

Stephen McEveety

Producer

Patrick M. Sullivan Jr.

Production Design

Lewis Friedman

Writer

Myrna Sokoloff

Executive Producer

James L. Venable

Original Music Composer

Rachel Good

Costume Design

David Zucker

Director

David Zucker

Writer

Simone Bargetze

Stunts

Sabine Varnes

Stunts

Jessica Harbeck

Utility Stunts

Stacey Carino

Stunts