"Two obnoxious and dim-witted misfits attempt to save a school for needy children by attempting to sneak into the wealthy high society of Palm Beach to get the money needed for their cause."
Michael O'Keefe
as Jake Bateman
Paul Rodríguez
as Barney Benar
Denholm Elliott
as Col. Phelps
Carole Shelley
as Henrietta Phelps
Andy Bumatai
as Roy Raja
Eddie Deezen
as Eddie Lipschultz
Marsha Warfield
as Officer White
Elizabeth Arlen
as Shelley
Karen A. Smythe
as Clorinda Antonucci
Joe Spinell
as Guido Antonucci
Robert Gwaltney
as Humping the Butler
Lucinda Jenney
as Olivia
Dan O'Herlihy
as Judge Sternhill
Stephen Davies
as Strobe
Taylor Negron
as Whitey
Greg Germann
as Tipper
Bill Cwikowski
as Snookie
Kevin O'Keefe
as Duncan
Paul J.Q. Lee
as Vendor Customer
Ann Pearl Gary
as Washington Square Peddler
Keith David
Raymond Anthony Thomas
Bruce MacVittie
as New York Policeman
Mary Joy
as Goldfish Lady
Terry Fiorentino
as Hitchhiker
Noelle Parker
Jack Nitzsche
as Motel Manager
Ben Coney
as Georgia Farmer
Tony Dreyspool
as Mr. Durdensmythe
Kera Trowbridge
as Mrs. Durdensmythe
Sondra Barrett
as Mrs. Storey
Harold Bergman
as Adm. Storey
Fernie Berlin
as Chan
Donitroy Ragoonanan
as Troy
Stephen Tiger
as Seminole in Bus
Lee Tiger
Mark Madrid
as Seminole in Airboat
Bobby Tiger
Bill Cross
as Bartender
Al Romero
as Waiter
Walter Zukovski
as Maitre'd (as Walter Zukovski)
Bill Hindman
as Grafspee
Dee Dee Deering
as Woman with Dogs
Lorna Gillam
as Guest
Jody Wilson
Mimi Honce
Ida Clemons
Sherry Faber
Carla Dingler
Katharine Long
Gordon Clark
as Air Force General
Barry Marder
as Guest with Turkey
Lou Sussman
as Orchestra Leader
Stephen Roberts
as Wedding Guest
Deborah P. Davies
Howard Allen
as Reverend
Patience Cleveland
Russel Davies
as Wedding Usher
Linda Buchanan
as Barney's Beauty
Ava Fabian
as Barney’s Beauty
Sandra Bernhard
as Extra (uncredited)
Linda Fiorentino
as Spanish Maid (uncredited)
Farley Granger
Conrad Hurtt
as Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Gonzalo Ruiz
as Gonzalo
David Obst
Writer
Steve Zacharias
Jeff Buhai
John Byrum
Director
Eric Jenkins
Editor
Executive Producer
Charles Rosen
Production Design
Peter Macgregor-Scott
Producer
Robert Destolfe
Still Photographer
Original Music Composer
Patricia Norris
Costume Design
Ralf D. Bode
Director of Photography
P.M. Scott
Production Manager
Don K. Ivey
Set Decoration
Adam Fields
Risa Bramon Garcia
Casting
Susana Preston
Script Supervisor
Elizabeth Lambert
Makeup Artist
Lyndell Quiyou
Hairstylist
Julie Selzer
Billy Hopkins
Sally Dennison
Jacqueline George
Production Coordinator