"An unromantic comedy about a man who has to masturbate a talking black and white bear."
Benedict Wong
as Panda's Voice (voice)
Elizabeth Tan
as Chinese Tourist
Sara Pascoe
as Zoo Worker
Peter Elliott
as Panda's Body
Cariad Lloyd
as Sarah
Neil Edmond
as Mayover
Steven Beckingham
as Mark
Femi Houghton
as David
Lee Kern
as Lee
Tom Golding
Garth Maunders
Helen Neale
Raul Oramas Roig
Ben Blaine
Director
Chris Blaine
Writer
