Riven

Amelia Morck

as Tara Cartier

Ross Kidder

as Russ Turner

Elizabeth Shapiro

as Mally

Jessica Snell

as Vanessa

Vanessa Dunn

as Booby Shot Girl

Randy Tobin

as Dirk

Jonathan Cahill

as Bitch

Jason Sarayba

as Copeck

Chuck Kaiton

as Moron

James Hawkes

as Weasel Man

Greg Petralis

as Mr. G

Joe Kingsley

as Sir Shits-A-Lot

Rich Correia

as Mr. Adams

Chris Brennan

as Brennan

Pepe Navarro

as Hector

Mark Burton Grzesiuk

as Marky

Curtis Kingsley

as Scott

Susan Demay

as Russ's Mom

Anita Kingsley

as Mrs. G

Kirsten Babich

as Attractive Girl 1

Danielle Bolduc

as Attractive Girl 2

Lindsey Aubin

as Attractive Girl 3

Becca Jordan

as Sir Parks-A-Lot Cashier

Dave Eastwood

as Eddie the Painter

Emily Plummer

as Nikki

Ben Morton

as Sammy

John R. French

as Frat Bully

Kerel Tiggett

as Random Frat Black Guy

Kristina Pacarelli

as Annoyed Frat Party Girl

Rob Schroder

as Moron's Dad

Patrick McKenney

as Marky's Friend

Liz Palace

as Bitch's Date

Bobbi Macnaughton

as Principal Hoffman

Ryan Wilson

as Sir Parks-A-Lot Employee 1

Peter Zwierko

as Sir Parks-A-Lot Employee 2

Liz Schroder

as Moron's Sister

Naroenn Sok

as Copeck's Sister

Julie Cartier

as Julie

Roy Legere

as Fart Car Guy

Brett Kingsley

as Annoyed Bowler

Mike Wright

as Bowling Cashier

Stephanie Schroder

as Geissler's Bag Girl

Cassie Fazzino

as Stephanie Adams

Nick Phillips

as "I Did Your Mother" Male Guest

Liz Plotica

as "I Did Your Mother" Female Guest

Kelsey Link

as Random Naked Girl

Franco Buttarico

as Bud Supersteak

Iron Eyes Cody

as Sodomized Donkey

Joe Kingsley

Director

Mark Burton Grzesiuk

Producer

Joe Kingsley

Writer

Chuck Kaiton

Producer

Scott Zarzycki

Director of Photography

Oumi Kapila

Original Music Composer