"A modernization of the classic western in which the Cowboys are a struggling local amateur soccer team, the Indians run a nearby Tandoori restaurant and the bandits are a group of menacing thugs led by a maniac known simply as 'American Bob'."
Robert Vaughn
as American Bob
Sean Pertwee
as Pete
Jenna Harrison
as Jodie
Irvine Welsh
as Diner
Phillip Rhys
as Ramesh
Nina Young
as American Businesswoman
Kevin Howarth
as Vince
Tanya Franks
as Clare
Joe Egan
as Jack
Danny Midwinter
as Richard
Natasha Powell
as Jill
Gary Lineker
as Tomato
Robert Fucilla
as Chris
Annameka Porter-Sinclair
as Estelle
Samantha Lyden
as Alicia
Joseph Millson
as Fire Chief
Josh O'Connor
as Andy
Ryan Hawley
as Kurt
Paul Blackwell
as Football Mascot
Jeremy Wooding
Director