"A mockumentary about five arrogant overpaid homophobic racist ex-Manchester United players who had the chance to become heroes in 2010 - and failed spectacularly."
Jack Donnelly
as Olly Hunter
Ryan Pope
as Danny Keegan
Matthew Avery
as Kwasi 'Modo' Amoako
Amy Beth Hayes
as Beth Amoako
Jonathan Broke
as Kurt 'Kurtzie' Kurtz
James Rastall
as Stevo Fallis
Freya Parker
as Shiv Fallis
Anouska Mond
as Bella Davis
Arina Ii
as Arina Hunter
Grace Bishop
as Gertie Kurtz
Sushil Chudasama
as Niki
Robert Portal
as Rt Hon David Anthony
Dana Haqjoo
as Farhad 'Frank' Farougi
Joe Mellinger
as Football Commentator #1
James Hamer-Morton
as Football Commentator #2
Gary Sinyor
Director