Murder Can Hurt You!

"A private eye spoof that sends up assorted TV detectives from Ironside, Columbo and Kojak to Baretta, McCloud and Starsky and Hutch, as eight bumbling super-sleuths band together in a battle of wits against the devilishly clever Master Criminal."

Cast

Victor Buono

as Chief Ironbottom

Tony Danza

as Pony Lambretta

Jamie Farr

as Studsky

John Byner

as Len 'Hatch' Hatchington

Gavin MacLeod

as Lt. Nojack

Buck Owens

as Sheriff Tim MacSkye

Connie Stevens

as Sgt. Salty Sanderson

Jimmie Walker

as Parks the Pusher

Burt Young

as Lt. Palumbo

Marty Allen

as Det. Starkos

Richard Deacon

as Mr. Burnice

Gunilla Hutton

as Raquel

Roz Kelly

as Virginia Trickwood

Liz Torres

as Mrs. Palumbo

Don Adams

as Narrator (voice)

Mason Adams

as Willie the Wino

Mitch Kreindel

as The Man in White

Michael Delano

as Thug

Tessa Richarde

as Sophia

E. Wetta Little

as Marilyn

Mel Blanc

as Chickie Baby (voice)

Allen Case

as Kindly Doctor

W.T. Zacha

as Truck Driver

Jack Lindine

as Rookie Cop

Colin Hamilton

as Fitzhugh

Harriet Medin

as Great Lady

Carle Bensen

as Dandified Gentleman

Iris Adrian

as Candy Store Proprietor

Linda Lawrence

as Girl #1

Kathy Clarke

as Girl #2

Twink Caplan

as Hooker #1

Muffi Durham

as Hooker #2

Tanya Boyd

as Stunner

Crew

Roger Duchowny

Director

Ron Friedman

Writer

Richard Reams

Set Decoration

Douglas S. Cramer

Executive Producer

Aaron Spelling

Executive Producer

John F. Schreyer

Editor

Archie R. Dalzell

Director of Photography

Nolan Miller

Costume Design

Artie Kane

Music

Robert L. Jacks

Producer

Tom Trimble

Art Direction

Paul Sylos

Art Direction