"Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family."
Lee Tergesen
as Bryan Millers
Reno Wilson
as Money Maker
Lauren Stamile
as Lenore Millers
Joyce Bulifant
as Edna Millers
Laura-Leigh
as Kim Millers
Cameron Van Hoy
as Jamie Dempsy
Margaret Cho
as Brown Finger
Akon
as Himself
Michael Blackson
as Fake Akon
Ray Abruzzo
as Dalmat
Barbara Moore
as Dirty Lady
Kelly Noonan
as Flight Attendant
Matt Knudsen
as Fireman
Lauren Gores
as News Reporter
Monty Cox
as Old Man
Andrew Bowen
as Doctor
Julia Kate Rappaport
as Little Girl
Danny Jacobs
as Pharmacist
Da'Vone McDonald
as Store Manager
Whitmer Thomas
as Joe
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
as Herself
Donnie Wahlberg
Eli Bildner
as Stoner #1
Ben Pace
as Stoner #2
JC Coccoli
as Party Girl #1
Krista Kalmus
as Party Girl #2
Deborah Herrera
as Party Girl #3
Harel Calderon
as Party Patron #1
Jake McLean
as Jimmy
Sam Upton
as Albanian Thug #1
Ido Mor
as Albanian Thug #2
Nick Hermz
as Albanian Thug #3
Koby Azarly
as Albanian Thug #4
Nick Gracer
as Albanian Thug #5
Ken Mareno
as Albanian Thug #6
Marianne Taylor
as Receptionist
Deborah Baker Jr.
as Sue
Lukas Haas
as Buddy #1
Ethan Suplee
as Buddy #2
Nik Dodani
as Raja
Bonny
as All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Paxton the Dog
as Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
Robert L. Wilson
as Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
Jennifer Rikert Wolski
as Shopper (uncredited)
Sian Vilaire
as Housekeeper (uncredited)
Luca Belloiu
as Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Aleksey Solodov
as Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)
Writer
John Asher
Director
Lauren Mary Kim
Stunt Double
Natalie Padilla
Stunts
Dominika Posserén
Casting
Janelle Scuderi
Tim Murphy
Co-Producer
Joseph Bauer
Original Music Composer
Stefanie Lain
Costume Designer
Tyler Jensen
Production Design
Warren Bowman
Editor
Craig Herring
Supervising Editor
Blake T. Evans
Director of Photography
Eric Gores
Executive Producer
Rod Hamilton
Producer
Lola Davidson
Carl Ciarfalio
Stunt Coordinator
Jeff Imada
Chris Brewster
J.P. Romano
Tsuyoshi Abe
Jefferson Cox