"Lucinda goes on a trip away with her two friends Katherine and Amanda and convinces them to join her on form a variety act in order to impress her childhood crush Neville, a talent agent holding a gala night."
Sara Crowe
as Lucinda
Annette Badland
as Katherine
Nadia Sawalha
as Amanda
Paul Shelley
as Neville Goodenough
Leslie Phillips
as Sydney Fisher
Tim McMullan
as Pip
Guy Henry
as Algie
Gerard Kelly
as Ronnie Rich
Paul Rattigan
as Rupert Irstead
Nickolas Grace
as Melvin
Gaye Brown
as Maureen Riley
Louis Hammond
as Gerald Riley
Catherine Rabett
as Sandra Sweet
Harry Peacock
as Mario the Magician
Tricia George
as Mario's Mother
George Pensotti
as Portly Vicar
David Curtiz
as Sling/Neckbrace
Philip Bird
as Ted
Christopher Biggins
as Alfonso
Polly Jo Pleasence
as Sally
Bohdan Poraj
as Tarquin
Mark Greenstreet
Director
Christopher Milburn
Producer
Writer
Simon May
Music