"ECW It Ain't Seinfeld from The Madhouse of Extreme in Queens, New York on May 14, 1998."
Tom Laughlin
as Tommy Dreamer
Jim Fullington
as Sandman
Matt Hyson
as "Little" Spike Dudley
Mark LoMonaco
as Buh Buh Ray Dudley
Devon Hughes
as D-Von Dudley
Alex Rizzo
as "Big" Dick Dudley
Scott Bigelow
as Bam Bam Bigelow
Brian Knighton
as Axl Rotten
Rob Szatkowski
as Rob Van Dam
John Watson
as Mikey Whipwreck
Balls Mahoney
as Balls Mahoney
Lance Evers
as Lance Storm
James Maritato
as Little Guido
Tracy Smothers
as "The Main Man" Tracy Smothers
Michael Bucci
as Super Nova
Brian Heffron
as The Blue Meanie
Chris Candito
as Chris Candido
James Cruickshanks
as Jamie Dundee
Terry Brunk
as Sabu
Dan Morrison
as "Dastardly" Danny Doring
Peter Polaco
as Justin Credible
Jeremy Lynn
as Jerry Lynn
Trisa Laughlin
as Beulah McGillicutty (Valet)
Joel Gertner
as Joel Gertner (Manager)
Lou D'Angeli
as Sign Guy Dudley (Ringside)
William Sierra
as Bill Alfonso (Manager)
Tommy Richardson
as "The Big Don" Tommy Rich (Ringside)
Francine Fournier
as Francine (Valet)
Denise Riffle
as Chastity (Valet)
Ron Knight
as Jason (Ringside)
Peter Senerchia
as Taz (Appearance)
Jerome Young
as New Jack (Appearance)
Paul Heyman
Director
Writer