"John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori."
Mark Wahlberg
as John Bennett
Mila Kunis
as Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane
as Ted (voice)
Joel McHale
as Rex
Giovanni Ribisi
as Donny
Patrick Warburton
as Guy
Matt Walsh
as Thomas
Jessica Barth
as Tami-Lynn
Aedin Mincks
as Robert
Bill Smitrovich
as Frank
Patrick Stewart
as Narrator (voice)
Norah Jones
as Norah Jones
Sam J. Jones
as Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
as Tom Skerritt
Bretton Manley
as Young John
Ralph Garman
as John's Dad
Alex Borstein
as John's Mom
John Viener
as Alix
Laura Vandervoort
as Tanya
Robert Wu
as Asian Man "Ming"
Ginger Gonzaga
as Gina
Jessica Stroup
as Tracy
Melissa Ordway
as Michelle
Max Harris
as Greenbaum Kid
Zane Cowans
as Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
T.J. Hourigan
as Kid #2
Owen Clarke
as Kid #3
Kristina Ellery
as Heavenly
Katelyn Lorren
as Cherene
Chanty Sok
as Angelique
Sarah Fischer
as Sauvignon Blanc
Cassie Djerf
as Waitress
Joe Siriani
as Guy at Table #1
Pat Shea
as Guy at Table #2
Josh Duvendeck
as Guy #1
Chris Cox
as Guy #2
Henry Penzi
as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Tania Cabrera
as Girl at Party
Colton Shires
as Teenage John
Viera Andrea Moya
as Plymouth PR Worker
Heajee Kim
as Club Girl
Lydia Hannibal
as Ellen
Shawn Thornton
as Crazy Guy
Eric Weinstein
as Stagehand
Danny Smith
as Waiter
Mike Nikitas
as Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
as Female Newscaster
Mike Henry
as Southern Newscaster
Johnny Lee Davenport
as Husband
Chris Everett
as Wife
Tara Strong
as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)
Ted Danson
as Ted Danson (uncredited)
Ryan Reynolds
as Jared (uncredited)
Olivia Jordan
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
as Club Patron (uncredited)
Emmalyn Anderson
as Concert Attendee (uncredited)
John Franchi
as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
Screenplay
Director
John Jacobs
Producer
Jason Clark
Story
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Production Design
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Set Decoration
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
Jeff Freeman
Editor
Walter Murphy
Original Music Composer
Sheila Jaffe
Casting
Debra McGuire
Costume Design
Alec Sulkin
Jeff Murrell
Gaffer
E. David Cosier
Art Direction
Luci Romberg
Stunts
Tom Williams
Sound Mixer
Eric Heffron
First Assistant Director
Mark Kamine
Unit Production Manager
Scott Stuber
Co-Producer
Blair Clark
Visual Effects Supervisor
Wellesley Wild
Avner Engel
Animation
Jimmy Almeida
Nicholas Tripodi
Aaron Clement
Shane Hall
Phil Culotta
Dana Reed
Andrea Castagnoli
Shaun Freeman
Eddie Yansick
Daniel Fotheringham
Loïc Miermont
Heath Pagram
Eddie Braun
Crystal Dalman
Brandon Sebek
Louis Jones
Victoria Livingstone
Jonathan Lyons
Brian Mendenhall
Nathan Ross
Jill Brown
Bryce Burke
Ian Mclaughlin
Scott Rogers
Stunt Coordinator
Mickey Giacomazzi
Steve Budd
Jess Morris
Scott Slater
Johnny Turco
Daniel Leavitt
Kevin Scott
Ben Forster
Neil Kennedy
Danny Southard
David Good
Sean Graham
Kristopher Medina
Bill Young
Trevor Hunter
Christel Pougeoise
Spike Silver
Christopher Mullins
Amita Sahgal
Larry White
Tom Gibbons
Andy Hass
Miles Southan
William R. Wright
Mark Powers
Paul Marini
Chris Carnes
Jaimie Trueblood
Still Photographer
Gregory W. Smith
Steadicam Operator
Moira Marquis
Music Editor
Claire Folger
Murray Adler
Music Supervisor
Stan Jones
Todd Sheidenberger
Orchestrator
Jon Mone
Executive Producer
Kenneth Sayers
Set Dresser
Bryan Felty
Set Designer
Cheryl Daniels
Key Hair Stylist
Elliott Koretz
Sound Designer
Cleo Wang
Sound Supervisor
Pamela Kahn
Foley Artist
Brittany Burke
Casting Associate
John Pungitore
Second Unit Director
Terry Porter
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Jimmy Duyon
Timothy Rowcroft
Eric A. Norris
Sound Effects Editor
Johnny Villanueva
Hair Department Head
Ann Masterson
Makeup Department Head
Tracey Levy
Makeup Artist
Bruce Barris
Anna Behlmer
Michael Dressel
Foley Editor
Mike Marino
Foley Mixer
Richard Oswald
Second Assistant Director
Timothy Lewis
Dean Minnerly
Ryan Bradley
Stunt Double
Regis Harrington
Vanessa Lapato
Dialogue Editor
Curt Schulkey
Ralph Osborn
Anthony "Ace" Thomas
Choreographer
Q Fortier
Systems Administrators & Support