" Four young filmmakers raise money for their project by telling potential investors that DeNiro is on board. Now they have to find him..."
William DeMeo
as Johnny Argano
Matthew Ziff
as Matty
Paul Cicero
as Louie
Jack Bank
as Piscopo
Tyson Beckford
as Jerome
Sandra Bernhard
as Sherri Dansen
John Bianco
as Vinny
Jaid Barrymore
as Acting Coach
Louis Vanaria
as Leo
Eve Blangiardo
as Samantha
Paul Borghese
as Marty the Director
Lillo Brancato
as Bobby
Carmen Electra
as Rebecca
Michael Buscemi
as Petie
Mario Cantone
as Casting Director
Brooke Engen
as Candy
Tiffany Engen
as Mandy
Elizabeth Hendrickson
as Denise
Chuck Zito
as Freddy Knuckles
Robert Daleo
as Commercial Tryout
Les Gardonyi
as Lounge Flirt
Frank Bonsangue
as Frank "The Butcher"
Malika Borghese
as Makeup Artist
Richard Breitfeller
as Hotel Manager
Al Burgo
as Coal Miner #1
Nayi Castro
as Customer at Bar
Alice Chamberlain
as Hotel Assistant
Karen Chamberlain
Mark Charran
as Business Man
Chrissy Colarusso
as Tracey
Robert Costanzo
as Aldo
Michael D'Antonio
as
Tony Darrow
as Ralph Argano
Brian Delate
as Officer Richard
Carly DeLuca
as Screaming Fan
Kevin Dobson
as Rustle Johnson
Ryan Duncan
as Garden of Olives Auditioner
Rocco Ferrara
as Coal Miner #2
Emily Frances
as Self - WB11 Newscaster
Anthony Gerace
as Audition Wise Guy
Allison Gestone
as Bar Patron
Karen Lynn Gorney
as Sophie Argano
Cara Hamill
as News Reporter
Katie Hamill
as Auditioning Girl
Robert Heitman
as Mark Brody
Alexis Iacono
as Stephanie
John Glenn Hoyt
as Officer Billy
Matt Jade
as Wiseguy Wannabe
Priscilla Jones
as Featured Exotic Dancer
Amelia Kallman
as Jennifer Calloway
Eileen Kovener
Anna Kulinova
Peter Linari
as Edward Jones
Joe Lisi
as Mr. Barone
James Madio
as Young Mike
Joe Manuella
as Robert DeNiro Impersonator
Daniel Margotta
as Tommy
Lou Martini Jr.
as Phil
Jackie Martling
as Auditioning Comic
Michael Mazzeo
as Tony Rusto
Angelo Megaro
as Joey Rusto
Moet Meira
as Stripper #1
Angelica Morrow
as Production Assistant
Arthur J. Nascarella
Justin Ness
as Elmer Johnson
Michael Nouri
as Angelo
Chelsea O'Toole
as Bar Girl
Seregon O'Dassey
as Kim
Carla Occhiogrosso
as Brooklyn Chick
Frank Pellegrino
as John Argano Sr.
Rachel Perry
as Self - VH1 Newscaster
Chris Russo
as Crew Man
Al Sapienza
as Wiseguy
Brooke Rachel Shive
as Yodeling Audition Girl
Diana Terranova
as Stripper #2
John Thomas
as Secret Service Agent
Joseph Tudisco
as Cop
Adam Ziff
as Neighborhood Kid #2
Craig Keene
as Camera Man (uncredited)
Keith Krebs
as Dream Sequence Paparazzi Photographer (uncredited)
Kirsten Kuppenbender
as Dancer (uncredited)
Christopher Ryan Renni-Calliope
as Roughed-Up Paparazzi (uncredited)
Sal Rinella
as Actor (uncredited)
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