"Short film by Ted Collins."
Mike McCaul
as Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger
Shannon Hile
as Mom / Attendant
Richard Eden
as Pop
Alycia Cooper
as Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper)
Joshua Lou Friedman
as Bus Passenger #1
Krystal Kennedy
as Bus Passenger #2
Jeremy Aimone
as Cab Driver
Stephen Lattimer
as Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2
Cesar Lopez
as Tattooed Skateboarder
Shaun Benson
as Spencer Harris
as Maria Melrose
Doug Merrill
as Depressed Man
Chris Flexhaug
as U.T. Reporter
John Enos III
as Survivor
Eddie McGee
as Handicapped Guy
Indira Stefanianna
as Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna)
Adamo Palladino
as Irving Cruise
Lacy Phillips
as Ethel Streep
Tim Biancalana
as Ralph Spielberg
Michael A. Zildjian
as Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian)
Mariessa Portelance
as Jenny Lane
David C. Scott
as Patron #1
Michael Bortone
as Pablo
Zach Johnson
as Lance McShwartz
Billy Concha
as Man on Street
David Polcyn
as Casting Director
Ted Collins
as Mime Heckler / Running Man
Andy Cowan
as Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice)
Charlotte Hill
as Punk
Otto Felix
as Older Customer
Nick DeMarinis
as Manager
Kate Siegel
as Lance's Assistant
Mickey Barnett
as Martin Scorcese
Frank Barbano
as Deputy Sheriff
Phil Mannle
as Security Guard #1
Jeffrey T. Schoettlin
as Security Guard #2
Director
Writer
Producer
Nick Staller
Co-Producer
