"A middle aged writer of pornographic novels meets and falls in love with a sixteen year old school girl. This alone is cause for concern but when the couple get married and move to America, the trouble (and fun) really begins."
Charles Bronson
as Scott Wardman
Susan George
as Twinky
Honor Blackman
as Mummy
Michael Craig
as Daddy
Trevor Howard
as Twinky's Grandfather
Orson Bean
as Hal
Paul Ford
as Mr. Wardman-Scott's father
Kay Medford
as Mrs. Wardman-Scott's mother
Jack Hawkins
as Judge Millington-Draper
Robert Morley
as Judge Roxborough
Lionel Jeffries
as Solicitor
Debbie Slater
as Lucky Grandpa's Au-Pair!!
Ruth Masters
as Hal's Candy Store Secretary
Richard Donner
Director
Walter Lassally
Director of Photography
John Scott
Music
Ralph B. Serpe
Associate Producer
David Hitchcock
Assistant Editor
Norman Thaddeus Vane
Jeff McBride
John Heyman
Executive Producer
Clive Sharp
Producer
Norman Wanstall
Editor
Michael Wield
Art Direction
Original Music Composer
Writer