The Da Vinci Load

"Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way."

Cast

Haley Paige

as Det. Jane Rosello

Missy Monroe

as Dr. Nadia Saint

Michelle Maylene

as Cult Girl

Eva Angelina

as Prioress

Adel Miller

as Ice Cream Girl

Tory Lane

as Hooker

Charlotte Stokely

as School Girl #1

Jasmine Tame

as School Girl #2

James Deen

as Tony Petkovich

Evan Stone

as Prof. Lee Teabag

Claudio Meloni

as Curator James DuBois

Steve Holmes

as College Student #1

Scott Nails

as College Student #2

Crew

Nelson X

Writer

Jerome Tanner

Director

Rocco Bones

Editor

Shane Hunter

Director of Photography

Halina Topcza

Production Manager

Raven Touchstone

Wardrobe Master

Kelly Nichols

Makeup Artist

Kelly Nichols

Hairstylist

Richard Montfort

Still Photographer

James S. Mitchell

Gaffer