"A failed Hollywood actor returns to his home town in Wisconsin and reminisces about his life in L.A. to a potential new girlfriend about his faults, auditions, misadventures, and confrontations with the evils of Hollywood."
Stephen Burrows
as Milwaukee Steve
Traci Lords
as Sam
Tim Matheson
as Simon Sez Simone
Jerry Stiller
as The Colonel
Amy Stiller
as Cherri Contrary
Fred Willard
as Steve's Manager
A.J. Benza
as Steve's Agent
Clancy Brown
as The Man
Abe Vigoda
as The Frog
Kate Miller
as Desiree, the Whore
David Vinau
as
McNally Sagal
as Maloney
Jon Chardiet
as Mr. C
Anne Meara
as Casting Director
John Rosenfeld
as Agent #1
Mary Scheer
as Agent #2
Mike Malin
as Manager #1
Betsy Monroe
as Sugaree
Joshua Glyn
as 8th Grade Dropout
Sheila Travis
as Ria
Olivia Debono
as Ass-Slapped Girl
Vené L. Arcoraci
as Limo Girl
Mandy Levin
as Bistro Waitress
Miriam Flynn
as Bussler Waitress
Producer
Mary Ann Page
Matt Cartsonis
Music
Allen Baker
Director of Photography
Kevin Matusow
Editor
Naomi Slodki
Production Design
Julieann Getman
Art Direction
Kresta Lins
Costume Design
Director
Writer
Terry Meadows
Gaffer