"An illegal psychic teleportation experiment goes horribly wrong, and pretentious promo director Patrick gets his genes mixed with those of a football hooligan. Slowly, he begins to change - taking on some undeniably yobbish tendencies."
Keith Allen
as Patrick
Warren Clarke
as Nigel
Adrian Edmondson
as Michael
Peter Wyngarde
as Mr Kendel
Peter Richardson
as Dave
Gary Olsen
as Steve
Lia Williams
as Lucy
Gwen Watford
as Mrs Kendel
Linda Henry
as Jackie
Julian Firth
as Leonard
Steven O'Donnell
as Rollon
Deborah Benson
as Victoria
Kwabena Manso
as Jermone
Karen Drury
as Debs
Paul Mark Elliott
as Corky
Rupert Farley
as Mad Mickey
Derrick Branche
as Chris
Dave Atkins
as Charlie
Betsy Brantley
as Vanessa
Pat O'Toole
as Trish
Sophie Thursfield
as Katie
Tania Coleridge
as Simone
Richard Ridings
as Yob 1
Stewart Harwood
as Yob 2
Malcolm Hardee
as Ticket Collector
Timothy Milsom
as Student
Harry Burton
as The Editor
Winston Dennis
as Bouncer
Antonio
as Handsome Man
Lily Allen
as Child in Promo
Alfie Allen
Sarah Owen
Ruby Platts-Mills
Roland Platts-Mills
Liesl Hinkley
Lara Hinkley
Astro
as Self
Ali Campbell
Robin Campbell
Jim Brown
Earl Falconer
Norman Hassan
Henry Tenyue
Patrick Tenyue
Brian Travers
Michael Travers
Eddie Marsan
as Chip Shop Youth (uncredited)
Derek Jarman
as Workman (uncredited)
Ian Emes
Director
Writer
Daniel Peacock
Chris Brown
Producer
Executive Producer
Michael White
David Johnson
Cinematography
David Spiers
Editor